Saturday, October 18, 2008

Faux friends. Yes, those kindz.

You know. I don't understand the nerve of some people. You know the ones. The ones that we could do without breathing the same O2. The ones wasting it for their selfish excuse of being. The ones that their friends (well, so-called friends) congratulate, praise, give regards, hand it to them when success has been achieved. They hug them (Virtually and in real life cuz these fuckers exist err'where. I hear they even exist in the Pacific Ocean.). They call them on the phone. Friends all but bend down and lick the grounds that their feet walk (or swim) upon. Any and every little detail about their declared life of rhapsody is commented on. No matter what the detail may be. If the detail is good. If it is bad. No matter what, the person cannot even fart a fluff in their eyes. For example. An event such as a birthday for illustration. Said friends take the time during their self-proclaimed days of chaos and significance to wish them a happy birthday. Even give gifts. Some to give phone calls. Most of them more so than others. Does the person acknowledge this sympathetic deed? OF COURSE NOT. Will they ever even know that most of the ones that did this deed, even EXIST on the same planet as their intellective being? Hell to the farcking, NO. A big jiggly NO. A big, fat, jiggly, wobbly, stupendous sea creature full of NO. Did the person ever even acknowledge theirs? The friends of the admirable buddy that everyone wants in their lives? OF COURSE NOT ONCE AGAIN. ANOTHER winner on aisle friendship! Why can't these people (the friends) realize that those lumps of adipose tissue will never give a smegma about them and their fascinating lives. Because they are too blinded by the fluff of it. Stina

6 comments:

Kerri said...

A - fucking - men!

Liberal I am. Bona fide I be. said...

I am not really talking about fair weather friends because FW friends at least come around when back shite happens!

saraht said...

I noticed that Martin Eisenstadt, the blogger/pundit/hoaxer, is in the news again as the McCain insider who broke the story connecting "Joe the plumber" to Charles Keating. I recently shot a mini documentary on the elusive and controversial Martin Eisenstadt called "The Last Republican" that I am showing as a webseries on my youtube channel, "youkaysam". http://www.youtube.com/user/youkaysam
I invite you to check it out.

saraht said...

I noticed that Martin Eisenstadt, the blogger/pundit/hoaxer, is in the news again as the McCain insider who broke the story connecting "Joe the plumber" to Charles Keating. I recently shot a mini documentary on the elusive and controversial Martin Eisenstadt called "The Last Republican" that I am showing as a webseries on my youtube channel, "youkaysam". http://www.youtube.com/user/youkaysam
I invite you to check it out.

kmath said...

People suck Stina! Always remember that and you will be ok.

Liberal I am. Bona fide I be. said...

Trying to figure out why THIS particular entry was read out of all the others when it isn't even new...


HMPH.