NO CANDY FOR YOU! Damn candy nazi.

My BFF that I didn't even have to interview or make a reality show to get shared with us on gab how much of a rectum blister people can REALLY be. Even when it comes to Halloween candy. Even when it comes to politics. Even when it comes to children not receiving candy while trick-or-treating because their parents are supporting Obama!! Yes you heard right. Boo! Supporting Obama? No treats for you Mich. woman shares sweets with only those who back McCain, Palin

GROSSE POINTE FARMS, Mich. - A woman refused Halloween candy to children whose parents support Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. Shirley Nagel passed out candy Friday on the scary U.S. holiday, but only to those who shared her support for Republican presidential candidate John McCain and his vice presidential pick Sarah Palin. Television station WJBK reported that a sign posted outside Nagel's house in suburban Detroit served this notice to children seeking treats: "No handouts for Obama supporters, liars, tricksters or kids of supporters." Nagel told WJBK that "Obama's scary." When asked about children who were turned away empty-handed and crying, she said: "Oh well. Everybody has a choice."

Sure, everyone has a choice. This woman has a choice to portray some obvious twatwafflery towards those children. What a choice to make! Bravo. /sarcasm Here's to the unnamed Michigan woman. Take your candy and shove it up your smarties tootsie roll a.k.a. shiny and sweet blistered anus. Same difference. Then, pass that candy out to your supporters that have given you high-fives for your fluffy act of support for your dear McPalin.